Well, thanks for that. My work productivity just went into a corner and shot itself.

Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your secret newsletter.

Or maybe...Warcraft 4?

They're called "Comic-Con exclusives." It's not a difficult concept.

Your LFR post was outstanding, and it inspired mine.

Not enough pouches.

Honestly I feel like I will have an enormous amount of trouble with this movie, but by the third or fourth sequel I will have no trouble at all.

Not really. Movies (even like this) are marketed to a different audience than game expansions. For the movie release it's far more important to look at the competition in theaters, etc. For the game releases, it's all about keeping subscribers happy/attracting new subs at the right time.

I'm worried that I won't be geared enough to get in to the theater to see it.

Yes, because of course if I do that, my kids will get zero exposure to the NFL.

I'm so torn. On the one hand, I like ScarJo, and I love Luc Besson's films.

It's important to remember, in this context, that Stephen A. Smith is an utter imbecile. The next time he says something interesting or thoughtful will be the first time he says something interesting or thoughtful. He's evidently popular (I guess; ESPN loves him anyway) because he says things loud and has…

While we're at it, why not wave our magic wands and eliminate domestic violence entirely?

Wait, it's a Legendary picture! Shouldn't the logo be orange?

I'm also looking forward to the inevitable porn parody, where "pulling the boss" will no doubt have a somewhat different meaning.

Seriously, we should just cook up some ridiculous hashtag (#wowmovietradechat) and have everyone use Twitter as an in-theater trade chat. Imagine the derp!

Oh, sure. That's all I need: a showing with a bunch of undergeared mouth-breathers. Christ, I bet one of the DPS guys just aggro'd the entire concession stand.

Yeah, that's just parenting fail. Either the 3-year-old wasn't supervised properly, or the Buckyballs were not put in a safe place, or...something. I mean, there's always a chance something will happen (once caught the grandbaby with a quarter in her mouth; turns out a friend of my son's often crashes on the couch…

Looking forward to going to the theater to see this, only to be told that I can't go in because I'm not geared enough.

Toddlers will put anything in their mouths. Absolutely anything. My granddaughter won't eat ground beef, but marbles? Fuck yeah.