Dude, I can't believe we spaced on the date!

What the what? People make statements like "why are we rewarding this shit," and THAT'S your response?

Your post is music to my ears. I used to log on to Ward & Randy's BBS back in the day. Qmodem! Now that was a fine piece of software. Ever call Ripco? Ripco was, like, my home for a long time.

I didn't say that. You're full of it when you say it's all a scam, as though these things didn't exist or don't become a problem for users who avoid problem sites.

Well I was fixing computers before there WAS an A+ cert, and I'm here to tell you, you're full of it. Glad you've (theoretically; how can you know for sure?) never been hit by a drive-by from a perfectly normal website, but many people have.

Jesus. That's horrifying.

Christ on a cracker, I just can't.

I don't see how anything but this story can possibly win.

"slowly reneging on their promise to allow Pixar it's [sic] creative freedom."

Folks, don't feed the troll. Here's your hint: "I only read two paragraphs because, well, I was bored."

You keep saying, "I said," followed by something that you didn't actually say. Why are you doing that?

What about theft? Cheating on taxes? Where do you draw the line?

People of every political persuasion often make the same mistake (the majority thinks like me), I've noticed.

Well, OK, but the majority of her complaints were related to either mental-health or physical-health issues.

Clearly you weren't in a party frat in college.

Yeah, that was bound to happen.

Yes, because of course the only two choices we have are "make prison pleasant" and "ignore medical needs completely."

Looking forward to her press conference.

Aren't you a member of the Legion of Substitute Heroes?

"I don't think it's at all silly to call our system of laws a reasonable representation of the public will that often embodies and exhibits the values of a society. Do you really find that a silly concept?"