Folks, don't feed the troll. Here's your hint: "I only read two paragraphs because, well, I was bored."

You keep saying, "I said," followed by something that you didn't actually say. Why are you doing that?

What about theft? Cheating on taxes? Where do you draw the line?

People of every political persuasion often make the same mistake (the majority thinks like me), I've noticed.

Well, OK, but the majority of her complaints were related to either mental-health or physical-health issues.

Clearly you weren't in a party frat in college.

Yeah, that was bound to happen.

Yes, because of course the only two choices we have are "make prison pleasant" and "ignore medical needs completely."

Looking forward to her press conference.

Aren't you a member of the Legion of Substitute Heroes?

"I don't think it's at all silly to call our system of laws a reasonable representation of the public will that often embodies and exhibits the values of a society. Do you really find that a silly concept?"

"And through our laws, we as a society seem to agree." That could be one of the silliest justifications in the history of things.

Yeah, I like how so many people think that she just blew off sending her kids to school. I've never had a job that did not require me to leave the house before my kids left for school. If you're a single parent with no money, your options are kind of limited.

Had a similar situation with my daughter in high school. Since late middle school she's suffered from a number of neck and back problems that caused her to miss school, not to mention being more or less unable to participate in P.E.

My nipples explode with delight!

My wife tends to feel that masturbating is disrespectful to the spouse. I love her to pieces and I can't imagine life without her, but she's got this unfortunate combination of Catholic guilt and abuse in her past that add up to a lot of sexual repression.

I don't think that's true, or at least not true everywhere. In any case, it's safest to get a release.

Most photographers I know always get consent, and if they cannot, they get rid of the photos. My wife is an amateur photographer; her work won't be sold or anything, though it might end up in a small gallery. She keeps a stack of releases in her gear bag for this reason.

I know, right? It's so...ugh, I don't even have the vocabulary to express how disturbing this is.

I once knew a guy who told me there was some model of camcorder that had a night mode that, if used during daytime to record people in skin-tight swimwear, would "see through" the bikinis. He would actually take this thing to the beach for this purpose.