Uhmm... I do believe that is from Black Dynamite, not Dolemite

Limited edition Stormtrooper baseball team?

I guess more drivers should also found shoe/apparel companies so they have limitless funding regardless of being employed by a team

My husband and I went.

I know it seems like he was a bit of a whore, but if I ran a company and we could get away with doubling the price of an already silly expensive pickup truck and still sell them... you’d be complaining about the Anoos Raptor right now.

Seven seconds around the ring is pretty stout, sedan or not.

Two best responses to “I don’t see color” I’ve heard-

Oh shit.

Am I the only one who can’t get this video to play?

Depends on the underpants and the car.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

$200 Lincoln LS

I’m laughing and choking at the same time.

You are a different kind of monster

Lights off when it’s raining. Even if the visibility doesn’t 100% necessitate it, if someone doesn’t abide by the “wipers on, lights on” rule they’re most likely a bad driver.

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

ROFL. One with a contractor father. :D

This has the chance to be the most famous blonde beard since Kelly Preston.

Need to hide a blood stain? Don’t wash it out, cover the clothes in used motor oil! It may not fool the crime-sniffing dogs, but it will really mess with the Luminol tests!