It’s always the TDI Jetta Sportwagen, right?

a new episode of Disney+’s documentary series Marvel Studios: Legends will take a deep dive into the Ten Rings...

Thank you (seriously, no sarcasm). This is the definition (and consequence) of Free Speech - and I’m stunned how often it needs to be explained to people.

You (me, Michael Che, Michael Harriot, Shanelle Genai, whomever) can say exactly whatever the fuck we want, whenever we want ...but there’s nothing in the…

If you want truly amazing, check out the alternate names they use during Copa de la Diversion.

After the winning name was announced (based on internet voting from fan suggestions), I had a reminder set to check for their official merch. When they finally went live, I immediately bought a shirt and have been trying - for far too long - to convince myself I need a Trash Pandas replica jersey.

Don’t forget that some of the Nazis are also aware that it’ll be difficult to replicate the war machine of the 1940's and exterminate the Jews, so they figure they’ll (Nazis) support something that gets them (Jews) the hell out of the country (where the Nazis live) and if it happens to be a little strip of desert, so…

Listen, dammit, at the last meeting we told you to stop fucking talking about The Faction out in the open. You do it again and we’re taking back your bar mitzvah money. (You better go find that savings bond from Omi. God knows you never cashed it in.)

So wait ...
Dude admits to not liking M&S.
He learns that one member of M&S might lean pretty far right.
So he immediately gives money to ...I guess Amazon/Best Buy and the album’s publisher? (Right? Because their last album dropped 2-3 years ago and they have certainly been paid for that by now.)

What’s he going to do…

I was in high school after you (90's) and I can remember one kid asking me to help him draw a swastika on his head (like Manson). Another kid showed me the shotgun he kept in his trunk - into which he’d etched “N* Killer”, his nickname for it. The kids I went to school with did not confine their use of racial slurs to…

Medal? Did you not see coverage of CPAC? They’re giving out giant gold statues now. (I find it odd that the traditional Bible-thumpers would worship at and take selfies with a golden idol, but I guess it’s not surprising to think that they’d gladly ignore portions of their favorite book with which they disagree.)

I wasn’t really looking for a new car (my 2014 Jetta wagon only has 35k on the clock), but ...

In addition to addressing the artistic merits (social relevance, general impressions) of the album art itself, which - don’t get me wrong - I am loving, would you be willing to add “...and here’s one track from the album you really should listen to”?

I get that the album visuals could be dope as hell with no guarantee…

Never thought Johnny Dangerously would be prophetic.

Did ...did you work in references to both Donnie and Marie as well as Nelly in your opener? I’m at a literal loss for words. Goddamn that was well done. Bravo, sir.

Perdue isn’t going to be swayed by any of these logical, sound arguments, by the excellent #mynameis stories, or really much of anything else. You want to get through to him? You gotta think like a Big Ten football fan. Whenever your team is playing against Purdue, you have to go with “Purdon’t”.

No one’s mentioning the most important piece from your list, items 7-12. You don’t look like a hedgehog.

You look like Questlove after Weightwatchers.

(I don’t have an issue with Quest’s size. He kicks ass and I love him for it. But if he lost weight ...he’d look like Damon “Sonic” Young.)

Lived in the boonies for a number of years and had a car rendered nigh-inoperable by a deer strike. So there’s a couple of things (some of which have been mentioned, some not) ...

Yes, people call the police for a deer strike. Yes, it’s mainly for insurance purposes. Out where I lived, the cops would occasionally send…

Hi, I’m Larry.
This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.

Having grown up with, learned to drive in, and later road tripped an ‘87 Dodge Caravan, this is really taking me back. I wish you all the fun and adventure this little beast can handle!

Can you write me a note saying that I needed a ninja costume, too? I’m assuming my employer will want some sort of explanation for why I’m dressed that way ...