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So wait ...
Dude admits to not liking M&S.
He learns that one member of M&S might lean pretty far right.
So he immediately gives money to ...I guess Amazon/Best Buy and the album’s publisher? (Right? Because their last album dropped 2-3 years ago and they have certainly been paid for that by now.)

What’s he going to do

I was in high school after you (90's) and I can remember one kid asking me to help him draw a swastika on his head (like Manson). Another kid showed me the shotgun he kept in his trunk - into which he’d etched “N* Killer”, his nickname for it. The kids I went to school with did not confine their use of racial slurs to

Medal? Did you not see coverage of CPAC? They’re giving out giant gold statues now. (I find it odd that the traditional Bible-thumpers would worship at and take selfies with a golden idol, but I guess it’s not surprising to think that they’d gladly ignore portions of their favorite book with which they disagree.)

I wasn’t really looking for a new car (my 2014 Jetta wagon only has 35k on the clock), but ...

In addition to addressing the artistic merits (social relevance, general impressions) of the album art itself, which - don’t get me wrong - I am loving, would you be willing to add “...and here’s one track from the album you really should listen to”?

I get that the album visuals could be dope as hell with no guarantee

Never thought Johnny Dangerously would be prophetic.

Did ...did you work in references to both Donnie and Marie as well as Nelly in your opener? I’m at a literal loss for words. Goddamn that was well done. Bravo, sir.

Perdue isn’t going to be swayed by any of these logical, sound arguments, by the excellent #mynameis stories, or really much of anything else. You want to get through to him? You gotta think like a Big Ten football fan. Whenever your team is playing against Purdue, you have to go with “Purdon’t”.

No one’s mentioning the most important piece from your list, items 7-12. You don’t look like a hedgehog.

You look like Questlove after Weightwatchers.

(I don’t have an issue with Quest’s size. He kicks ass and I love him for it. But if he lost weight ...he’d look like Damon “Sonic” Young.)

Lived in the boonies for a number of years and had a car rendered nigh-inoperable by a deer strike. So there’s a couple of things (some of which have been mentioned, some not) ...

Yes, people call the police for a deer strike. Yes, it’s mainly for insurance purposes. Out where I lived, the cops would occasionally send

Hi, I’m Larry.
This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.

Having grown up with, learned to drive in, and later road tripped an ‘87 Dodge Caravan, this is really taking me back. I wish you all the fun and adventure this little beast can handle!

Can you write me a note saying that I needed a ninja costume, too? I’m assuming my employer will want some sort of explanation for why I’m dressed that way ...

What the actual shit? I do not work in TV/film, I do not live anywhere near LA.

But you know what I can do? I can tell you right now that one of my absolute fav stuntmen working today is a Black man named Gui DaSilva (King Gui, @guixdasilva on IG). His body of work is absolutely amazing, you’ve seen his face in MAJOR

Yahoo? You can’t be Serious.

If they showed Biden on his couch, in a robe and slippers, drinking whatever cheap domestic he likes ...I bet he’d gain 3% in the polls overnight.

He doesn’t even have to be doing anything. Fuck, he could be asleep. It would still be awesome.

If “Fuck Donald tRump” is playing while he’s being escorted out, can “You ‘Bout to Lose Yo’ Job” be Biden’s victory song on election night?

Damon -
<big inhale>

I’ve been in my current house just about 10 years. Not in the city (suburbs), no HOA (been there, done that, fuck no), good schools (kids are middle-school age now). It’s mostly been good, but then I found out that 4-5 years before I moved in, they re-graded the park behind us. No biggie, I

Crazy White Devil: She pushed me! Lookit my arm!
Seemingly Sensible and Supportive Neighbor: *backs the fuck up* Don’t come by me without a mask!

While I’d rather not see a crowd gathered outside a neighbor’s house, I’m glad that this one (minus the Domesticated Terrorist) was supportive of the NOC (neighbors of color)