No one’s mentioning the most important piece from your list, items 7-12. You don’t look like a hedgehog.
You look like Questlove after Weightwatchers.
(I don’t have an issue with Quest’s size. He kicks ass and I love him for it. But if he lost weight ...he’d look like Damon “Sonic” Young.)
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Lived in the boonies for a number of years and had a car rendered nigh-inoperable by a deer strike. So there’s a couple of things (some of which have been mentioned, some not) ...
Yes, people call the police for a deer strike. Yes, it’s mainly for insurance purposes. Out where I lived, the cops would occasionally send…
Hi, I’m Larry.
This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.
Having grown up with, learned to drive in, and later road tripped an ‘87 Dodge Caravan, this is really taking me back. I wish you all the fun and adventure this little beast can handle!
Can you write me a note saying that I needed a ninja costume, too? I’m assuming my employer will want some sort of explanation for why I’m dressed that way ...
What the actual shit? I do not work in TV/film, I do not live anywhere near LA.
But you know what I can do? I can tell you right now that one of my absolute fav stuntmen working today is a Black man named Gui DaSilva (King Gui, @guixdasilva on IG). His body of work is absolutely amazing, you’ve seen his face in MAJOR…
Yahoo? You can’t be Serious.
If they showed Biden on his couch, in a robe and slippers, drinking whatever cheap domestic he likes ...I bet he’d gain 3% in the polls overnight.
He doesn’t even have to be doing anything. Fuck, he could be asleep. It would still be awesome.
If “Fuck Donald tRump” is playing while he’s being escorted out, can “You ‘Bout to Lose Yo’ Job” be Biden’s victory song on election night?
Damon -
<big inhale>
I’ve been in my current house just about 10 years. Not in the city (suburbs), no HOA (been there, done that, fuck no), good schools (kids are middle-school age now). It’s mostly been good, but then I found out that 4-5 years before I moved in, they re-graded the park behind us. No biggie, I…
Crazy White Devil: She pushed me! Lookit my arm!
Seemingly Sensible and Supportive Neighbor: *backs the fuck up* Don’t come by me without a mask!
While I’d rather not see a crowd gathered outside a neighbor’s house, I’m glad that this one (minus the Domesticated Terrorist) was supportive of the NOC (neighbors of color)…
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“Chicago-area junkyard”
You mean how long before we go BACK to traditional rear doors on a minivan? Up until 1998, the Honda Odyssey had regular ol’ swinging doors in the back.
Goddamn that was a masterpiece. Happy 38th Anniversary to a sci-fi classic that absolutely tanked in the theaters!
I'd heard that the male Karen was a "Kevin" but I'm not able to substantiate that claim. Skip's not bad, though.
Remember When Gwen Stefani Was One of the Coolest Women in Rock?
You want to drive a GOPer nuts?
re: Ciccarelli saying that he doesn’t care about the Confederate flag (he totally does) and that just because someone does care about it it doesn’t mean they are racist (it totally does) ...
Someone snagged it! There was a Volvo S80 with under 20k miles for like $14.9k. I hesitated and, as the adage goes, was lost.