Much appreciated. I’ll let you know how it goes.

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The office windows don’t open.

I hear ya. I’ve get odd looks for being in short sleeves in the office in January, but the heat’s up so high that I can barely tolerate pants. <insert gratuitous Simpsons quote here>

My wife is always napping in the car. If the drive is more than 10 minutes, forget it. She’s napping.

You see naked mole rat, I see Guild Navigator from Dune.
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The next time someone brags about drinking “Henny”, call them out on it. WTF do you think the “H” in LVMH stands for?

I’ve seen all the comments about LV bags being too damned expensive - I agree 100%. Not sure I know anyone who has one. But folks who think that drinking Hennessy means it’s a good night or a real…

Could you try telling the same joke from a different ankle? I heel like there have been toe many of these.

Sorry, I was being nit-picky and your frame of reference will certainly depend on when you first started using the product. If it had been out for a bit, you could have easily missed the more gamefied version. (And you wouldn’t have missed much.)

I don’t think it’s a game anymore. The first iteration of Waze was very…

ThePriceofEggsinMalta: “Bonus points if the kid turns out to be white!”

It’s semantics, but I’ll argue that marking speed traps wasn’t “the” selling point (as you noted), but it was certainly “a” selling point. The biggest point was the gamefication (no clue if I spelled that correctly or not) of GPS-based driving. Your avatar used to collect Pac-Man style points along the route and that…

Fucking hell. Beat me by mere minutes. I’m still gonna star ya for having the same idea. (And why am I still in the grays?)

You could say he really gave her the news ...

I’m getting married next year, and multiple couples have said some variation of, ‘Don’t expect to eat the food at your wedding.’ How much bullshit is this? Yes, there’s a lot going on, but if I’m going to have some astronomically overpriced stations served to people I don’t care about, I’m damned sure going to get my…

Is the cheeseburger smiley face a Watchmen reference? Because I really want it to be a Watchmen reference. But it’s probably not ...

I”is a second-generation Dodge Ram pickup truck, heavily modified with a lift, “monster truck” wheels and tires, a bumper wench, and a roof-mounted dancing platform.”

Ref would have been #3 on the list. There’s no way even that mangled Friar Tuck would have been worse than the Mark Davis bowl cut.

Just shy of 52 miles each direction. Antioch to Elk Grove Village (Illinois). Only did it for about a year before switching companies (and then switching houses), but it was a haul for that year. Put almost 30k miles on my 2005 VW Passat (1.8t, 5MT) doing that drive.

I wouldn’t say I’ve been MISSING work, Bob.

IDK about the shenanigans at SI, but when I got shit-canned just over a year ago, I rec’d literally zero heads-up.

I walked in on a Tuesday to see a friend of mine (with almost 20 years at the company) packing up his stuff. I asked what was up and he said he was moving to a better office. Dude was a solid worker who…