Is the cheeseburger smiley face a Watchmen reference? Because I really want it to be a Watchmen reference. But it’s probably not ...

I”is a second-generation Dodge Ram pickup truck, heavily modified with a lift, “monster truck” wheels and tires, a bumper wench, and a roof-mounted dancing platform.”

Ref would have been #3 on the list. There’s no way even that mangled Friar Tuck would have been worse than the Mark Davis bowl cut.

Just shy of 52 miles each direction. Antioch to Elk Grove Village (Illinois). Only did it for about a year before switching companies (and then switching houses), but it was a haul for that year. Put almost 30k miles on my 2005 VW Passat (1.8t, 5MT) doing that drive.

I wouldn’t say I’ve been MISSING work, Bob.

IDK about the shenanigans at SI, but when I got shit-canned just over a year ago, I rec’d literally zero heads-up.

I walked in on a Tuesday to see a friend of mine (with almost 20 years at the company) packing up his stuff. I asked what was up and he said he was moving to a better office. Dude was a solid worker who…

+1 grasshopper

I saw them a number of years ago and they quit halfway through their set, put a guitar up against a speaker for a reverb loop, and stormed off the stage.

Honestly not really sure why. They were opening for The Offspring and were getting the crowd into it, and things appeared to be going well. Then ...boom. Done.

First…

For the record, I tried to push “Beer money sign man sorry for old racist tweets” through an anagram maker, but most of them top out at 20-25 characters and this is close to 40. Dammit, I’m just sure that there’s high comedy in there somewhere.

Ramming SPEED!

No. We’re WINNING Mad Libs.

^This. I was going to look this up because I knew GM had a body-on-skateboard concept 20+ years ago, but I couldn’t remember the name. Then, I did remember where I was and I just scrolled down until I found someone else who had the exact same thought that I did.

Thanks!

Well of course they’re going to be famous or well known here in Oz... It’s our local version of the show.

1) I agree completely.
2) Not a big enough bogey for enough of the public to care about.
3) Had to get the dirty Commies (not to be confused with Dirty James Comey) involved in order for it to be a slam dunk.

+1 Pillboi

How is it that the guy who was knocked out cold managed to walk off the hit, but the guy who was moving (both from his knees and while on his back) needed to get carted off? Seriously, because of the video cutting out after 2 min, I honestly thought the article had it backwards and the defender from Army needed a…

Where in the would would he be inconspicuous?!?

Frank Black is going to absolutely blow your mind.

I wanted this for my S6. There’s a video that is surprisingly hard to find of a V10 S8 that sounded similar to a Lamborghini, also done by TGS.

I cheaped out and put remote-activated cut outs after the first set of cats. It wasn’t great, but it was solidly good.

RIP you thirsty SOB.