Sadly, I have a good idea of exactly how scary that must have been. Hope he - and your whole family - is doing okay.

Anything you put on the teleprompter. A-ny-thin-ga

Not really sure where to start; not sure I’ve got the time to get all of my thoughts into a cohesive, linear story; not sure I’d be able to do so without getting emotional at work, so I’ll give you the barest of minimums:

1) I had my near-death experience when I was 24. I went out one December evening, came home, and…

Forgive me for being ignorant as hell (I’ll own it), but who are these fucking white people who feel the need to specifically call out a black person as articulate and/or touch their hair (with or without permission)? This behavior absolutely staggers me.

Why does a chicken coop always have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken SEDAN.

I’ve hated this four-door sedan nonsense since forever, but as a lowly media freelancer, I’ve had no power to change this. Thank you for getting us started on the road to redemption!

General thoughts:

[I think I missed a couple of things. I felt like absolute ass during the show and could not get comfortable to save my life. IDK WTF that was all about, but it sucked.]

That *is* America’s ass.

Are you overthinking this? Probably.
Is that a bad thing? Not at all.

So there was always a question as to whether or not Thanos snapped half of ALL life, or just sentient beings, or animals but not plants, etc, etc. For the sake of your argument, I’m not sure it completely matters ...

1) If ALL life snapped, then half…

So in order to pilot herself, she needed the time-traveling Swatch, but there’s gonna be some explanation about her fiddling about with the control board at AHQ that’s going to be how she got the Thanoscopter (dammit, missed opportunity) to AHQ for the bombardment.

For the record, I thought the Nebula thread was the…

Depends on how much you eat between now and then.

Let’s make the assumption that the old world pronunciation of Paolone is “pah-loh-nee”, okay?

Said Maloney to Paolone
This is such baloney
The things they say are phony
That kid was such a homey

Said Paolone to Maloney
You cut his hair with acrimony
It was such grand ceremony
The takedown of that homey

Said Maloney to Paolone
He…

I’ve got medical professionals (nurses and EMTs) in the family, but I’m just a numbers jerk. However, I got the gene from my grandmother (herself a nurse way back in the day) that puts me squarely in charge of emergency situations. I don’t ask for it, I don’t really want it, but I see people freaking out and I’m just…

I meant to jump into this overall (forever car) discussion when it was first posted, then ...excuses. However, I saw your post just now and I love it. Anyone who pokes fun get knee capped.

Besides, I think you’ve got a solid kindred spirit in Ludacris. Dude still has (and has rebuilt) the 1990 or so Acura Legend he…

Not sure if you got the answer you were looking for, so ...

Yes.

In basic terms (because I don’t know you, so I’m making my explanation as understandable as I know how), the camera is always on, but it’s recording on what appears to be a 10 minute loop. So at any point in time, there’s 10 minutes of footage recorded…

I mean ...that’s the real measure, right? I honestly don’t care if fatalities are down to one hundred - if all we flew that year was a single airplane with 100 people aboard. I want to know the pct of total airline passengers who were killed as a result of a crash.

Oh, it’s “one fatal accident for every 16 million…

I wonder if Tesla took out the necessary payroll tax on that from their checks, or at least bothered to tell them that it’s considered income and they will need to pay tax on it. But they probably didn’t bother. I foresee many IRA audits in the future of Tesla employees!

“What will we tell our young boys when they see this?”

So Momoa hitched his wagon to the Haka years ago, right? That was a big part of his audition for Drogo on Game of Thrones. Hell, it might have been all he did. (Is Momoa guilty of cultural appropriation? He’s full-on Hawaiian, not Kiwi/Maori/NZ anything.)

Then a decade later (about 10 yrs after the GoT audition) he…

Of course AFTER I posted this, I saw that you essentially said exactly that at least 2-3 times in earlier responses to others. Sometimes me no Kinja good.

Okay, on with your life. I’ve taken up enough of it!

I want to add to what you’re saying. Feel free to agree, disagree, rebut, et cetera, et cetera ...