I know Star, Steven U, Gumball and a handful of others far better than I should given my (relatively) advanced age. That said, I’ve got two kids (the oldest just turned 11), so there’s a glut of youth programming in my house.

The intro song from Star is my text message alert on my phone.
(Just the first 3 sec) It’s…

I’d say that the closest you can get is a Kia Stinger. Yeah, no stick shift yet, but I think it’s got everything else you’re looking for. And even if you load it (GT2 package with AWD), you’re at like $51k.

Turbo V6 makes 365hp.

I’ll add a 91 Nissan 300ZX TT to that list.
300 hp and 280 (I think) tq from the factory.
RWD and choose-your-own-adventure gearset.

Pro tip: dropped menorah candles tend not to shatter and are easily handled without need for protective gear, tape, or vacuums.

Ep IX is just gonna be Yoda vs Snoke in a Force Ghost Battle.

Holdo’s a Vice Admiral (three stars), one below General (four stars).

It’s a little confusing to me (caution, nitpicking ahead) that Holdo is a VADM and Leia is a GEN in that those two ranks are (generally) from different branches of armed forces. For all intents and purposes, a General and an Admiral are the same, but…

Holdo’s a Vice Admiral (three stars), one below General (four stars).

It’s a little confusing to me (caution, nitpicking ahead) that Holdo is a VADM and Leia is a GEN in that those two ranks are (generally) from different branches of armed forces. For all intents and purposes, a General and an Admiral are the same, but…

Hot take:

I really and truly hate Christmas music. All of it. Any of it. Fight me.

Makes me feel like I’m Doc Holliday drinkin’ straight whiskey at the saloon.

If you’re ever southbound on 83 and see a silver S6, wave. It’s probably me. (There aren’t many of them in the area, regardless of color.)

Hmm ...me, too. (Formerly Antioch, now Libertyville, just sticking close to 94 if at all possible.)

99% sure I referenced that in the original article. Still a classic. (If I were better at the internet, I would have included the picture that you did ...you win!)

Looks like the newer generation of Illinois plates. I’ll wave if I see you. (What ...it’s only 58k sq mi.)

25# of potatoes peeled, grated, squeezed (gotta get that water content way down for a proper fry), and pancaked. Saturday was a good day.

We cover the counter in paper (newspaper if we’ve got it, paper shopping bags if not). I wear in ill-fitting apron (because my wife thinks it’s hilarious and I do’t want to stain any…

re: Fiat Wheels ...

In the fantastic Schroedinger’s Cat Trilogy by R. A. Wilson, there’s a section in which he describes Hell.

All of this can be rectified by changing one single thing: order the Domino’s thin crust instead of “traditional”.

I am not from the northeast, I am not a thin pizza guy. That said, the Domino’s thin crust (which is crispy, not floppy) is damned good. I would be stunned if it didn’t annihilate each of the other four in…

Goddamnit, Hans ...take your star.

Yep. That’s 100% a concrete form or HD shipping tube or something like that.

I’m not even sure how long it’s been since I saw the unedited version. Bravo, good sir!