Approximately one. Give or take one.

Sorry that you lost so much, but I really like the fact that the sake service survived and that your mom still has it displayed in her new/current place.

Home Goods? Home Goods?! No way, man. I get vital Halloween costume pieces at Home Goods for pennies. (Seriously, they carry the Game of Thrones faux fur rugs for like $10 or so.)

Hobby Lobby, OTOH ...O Dear Lord Jeebus save me! Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Ahhhhh! Help me Tom Cruise! Help me Oprah…

God help me, I actually had to build a spreadsheet once to prove the point that it’s almost never worthwhile to go somewhere else once you’re at a gas station. Co-worker didn’t think my math was right because I was estimating MPG and amount of fuel he’d get while filling up. So I gave him a worksheet with variables…

I’m actually not completely bankrupt (financially; morally is a different story).

V10 Audi, but the S6, not the S8. Bought used with 48k miles. Got the ext warranty (first time ever). Water pump puked after 2k - fully covered, paid like $100 deductible. Then the intake manifold cracked and I replaced it. That was 4-5k…

Anthony Rendon mishandled a grounder transferring it to his throwing hand

What, will your jumper cables not handle 500 MWt?

What’s your favorite Mike + Mechanics song?
“All I Need Is A Miracle.”

The NIC-9 (Northern IL Conference; 9 schools) was in full swing in the early and mid-90's. We had:

Freeport Pretzels (Freeport, IL - home of Billerbeck Bakery pretzel co)
Belvidere Buccaneers (my school, usually the Bucs)
Guilford Vikings
Hononegah Indians (I think)
Harlem Huskies
Boylan Titans
Auburn Knights
Jefferson Hawks

Ea…

I’ve never been coached in the Ways of the Hat (TM), but what you described is damn near what I do anyway. While I’ll comb (ish) my hair and look nice in the office, I’m generally a hat guy on weekends. Folks look at me weird when I sit down at a restaurant and my hat gets removed, but that’s just the way I am. I own…

Limited edition Stormtrooper baseball team?

I don’t care that VW “cheated” on diesel emissions. I liked those motors.

You, uh, wanna cook?

Someone said to call Roadkill - and I agree.

But but but ...(part 2)

But but but ...

Does that mean it saw some serious shit x75?

Better tyres than the Chiron, amirite?

Now that I’ve officially learned something ...I’m going home!

Fuck you, stupid, thankless job. I’m outta here!

Vielen dank, European Internet stranger!