Technically, this 1935 Olds comes up as $29 ... But that’s because the owner goofed.

...you are impatient because you are so important, your matters must be tended to immediately.

You are 100% correct. There’s no possible way I had a clear path in front of me and was attempting to pass a semi who was - to his credit - traveling well below the posted speed limit. There’s no possible way that in that moment he lost traction for whatever reason. I certainly didn’t have an important matter to…

Why were you following the semi close enough in a snow storm to put yourself in that position?

I worry less about the speed than I do about the number of consecutive hours the guy has behind the wheel. I’ll take an alert driver at 80 mph over a tired one at 50 mph.

Snowstorm across I-80 (traveling from IL to IA) and the semi in front of me jack-knifed. I was in the other lane, but the cab was coming into my lane (and facing towards traffic). If I hadn’t bailed into the ditch, I likely would have ended up under the side of the trailer.

The only way to run a tab in high style now is if you belong to a country club. Putting everything on the Underhills’ tab is the way to go.

And God bless the United States of America!

They’re not Detroit.

Giggity.

Before I was around, my grandfather had a job at the GM factory east of Cleveland, OH. One of the perks was being able to bring home a new car every couple of years. My mom’s told me stories of a handful of them, but the one that gets me is - wait for it - a 1976 Oldsmobile Cutlass fastback. Why, you ask?

that’s time to remove the 3rd row and replace with a junkyard one

dairy in a Camelbak is next level shit.

Classic bandwagoning situation: we’re native Chicagoans, but he was 100% indifferent to hockey (and all sports) before then. 

I love hot foods. I love watching other people eating hot foods and having them think they are dying. First We Feast is absolutely great at this ...

No, I get it. It’s just so out of the norm that while being 100% acceptable and safe, it actually draws more attention. Former coworker (originally from Poland, so had different driving instruction than US standard) would signal when pulling into AND OUT OF parking spaces. I chuckled the first time, thinking that…

This does nothing for me. I apparently hate America. I accept whatever punishment the Jalops deign fitting.

If I see someone signal while pulling out of their driveway, I might assume they’ve been drinking, too. That’s nutty!

According to (co-star and current - I think - significant other) Matthew Rhys, is NOT stunt butt. Is REAL.

What you described seems to be - so far - mainly what they’ve done giving Mighty Car Mods a slot on the Disco network, too. So far, not terrible.