Spoken like a true [whichever side you identify with]!

Zero.

Zero.

<raises hand>

My grille was pretty beaten up, so I ordered one from one trim level up (that still fit my car). There’s no plate bracket on the new one and I happen to like the look of the Euro plate. I ordered one with a number that matches my state issued plate and mounted it. Front plates are required in IL.

I know…

Sixty grand for a 3.0T?
Holy shit.

I paid $24k two years ago for an S6 with under 50k on the clock.

It’s supposed to be more of a push than a strike, but what he did is technically legal. Keep in mind that even a solid forearm “push” is gonna do damage when you outweigh your opponent by 80lbs (about 36kg for you wacky non-Americans).

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320lb Musashikuni Mamu v. 240lb Tomisakae Ryutaro

Mamu’s LEGAL kachi-age (bent-arm strike to the upper body and chin) KO’s Ryutaru in a single shot.

I thought this might have come from the New Year’s Basho, but I don’t see either sumo listed in the 15-day results. Hmm ...

How easy it is to travel between them? I mean, theoretically.

I want to live on the one with a kickass mountain skyline so I can watch sunsets off my back porch every night. Then I’ll ...

Tidal lock, you say? Perennial sunlight/nighttime? No sunsets? Hmm ...

I want to live on the one where we build the best go kart…

Hey, you! Just here ...have a star so that everyone here knows that you get Greg more than they do.
(It’s Seth. LOL)

I was given a trial membership at the local CrossFit as a “gift” and I’m 99% sure something like this was one of the WODs. Plank, lower chest to floor, hands off the ground (though not out to the side), hands back under shoulders, push up. Repeat. Die.

Or maybe this is from P90X? I dunno. I’ve been given a lot of…

I look up how to disable DRL on Day One - even since I’ve owned cars that had DRL. In my ‘05 Passat (1.8T, 5spd, sedan), I simply had to reach under the lower dash and pull relay 173. In my second ‘05 Passat (1.8T, auto, wagon), I pulled relay 173. In my third ‘05 Passat (diesel, auto, wagon) ...relay 173.

I have a…

Completely fair assessment. +1 for you!

If he did it through the first two, why would the parents even think that the kid would not do it a third time? Also ...call the damned cops. He’s driving, you’re not. You have zero control and are 100% within your rights to report a dangerous driver (even if you’re in the car ...even if it’s your kid). I mean, you…

But after the fast food wars and the outlawing of everything bad for you ...wouldn’t Taco Bell be at least marginally healthy?

Great, now I’ve got those damned mini-tunes stuck in my head. Especially the one for Armour Hot Dogs.

First car I ever bought with my own money ...a 1995 Civic DX two-door with choose-your-own-adventure gear set and a 1.6L (I think) motor. Drove it like I stole it and still got 40-ish mpg. Fun as hell to unwind. Made it from Chicago (ish) to Vegas-via-Denver for New Year’s in ‘99-’00. Eventually upgraded (?) to a…

Completely solid comment, but ...and let’s be honest here, I starred just for Dr. House. (Yes, FFS, I knew him well before he was House.)

Nah. The seat cushion immediately across the aisle from there the truck entered catches fire quickly. It’s where the guy landed and where the lady climbs over - leaving the guy. It’s super tiny.

Location: I-94 North from Chicago towards Milwaukee
Car: Z32 Nissan 300ZX turbo (VG30DETT), slightly modified - something like 400hp at the crank

WTF: I was heading home from work one spring evening. As is wont to happen in the Midwest (and, by golly, everywhere), there were scattered showers. In my area, it was…

Bring up the Hut and I have to provide “Adam Ruins Everything: The Conspiracy Behind Your Glasses”.