If he did it through the first two, why would the parents even think that the kid would not do it a third time? Also ...call the damned cops. He’s driving, you’re not. You have zero control and are 100% within your rights to report a dangerous driver (even if you’re in the car ...even if it’s your kid). I mean, you…

But after the fast food wars and the outlawing of everything bad for you ...wouldn’t Taco Bell be at least marginally healthy?

Great, now I’ve got those damned mini-tunes stuck in my head. Especially the one for Armour Hot Dogs.

First car I ever bought with my own money ...a 1995 Civic DX two-door with choose-your-own-adventure gear set and a 1.6L (I think) motor. Drove it like I stole it and still got 40-ish mpg. Fun as hell to unwind. Made it from Chicago (ish) to Vegas-via-Denver for New Year’s in ‘99-’00. Eventually upgraded (?) to a…

Completely solid comment, but ...and let’s be honest here, I starred just for Dr. House. (Yes, FFS, I knew him well before he was House.)

Nah. The seat cushion immediately across the aisle from there the truck entered catches fire quickly. It’s where the guy landed and where the lady climbs over - leaving the guy. It’s super tiny.

Location: I-94 North from Chicago towards Milwaukee
Car: Z32 Nissan 300ZX turbo (VG30DETT), slightly modified - something like 400hp at the crank

WTF: I was heading home from work one spring evening. As is wont to happen in the Midwest (and, by golly, everywhere), there were scattered showers. In my area, it was…

Bring up the Hut and I have to provide “Adam Ruins Everything: The Conspiracy Behind Your Glasses”.

That’s because Miler Lite legitimately won a gold medal at the 2016 World Cup. Yeah, the category was “Light Lager”, but they won.

Asahi and Landshark came in 2 and 3, respectively. Maybe the gold medal winner isn’t always the one you’re looking for.

It won’t win and I can’t find the paperwork anymore, but years ago, my wife wanted ...needed ...had to have a Jetta 1.8T. I ended up finding one that was maybe 2 model years old in the back lot of a local, reputable dealership.

Turned out they’d loaded the hell out of that one and stuck it on the showroom floor. The…

1993 Pontiac Grand Am GT would hit 125 ...then I ran out of road. (It turned sharply ahead and I wasn’t going to try that.) Good brakes.

2002 (?) Honda Accord (with Choose-Your-Own Adventure gears) had a limiter that surprised me when it kicked in around 102-105. Since the other cars pulled away from me, I simply got a…

With a compression ratio up over 10:1, I’d stick with the higher octane, too. (I’m pushing 12-12.5 in my S6.)

With a compression ratio up over 10:1, I’d stick with the higher octane, too. (I’m pushing 12-12.5 in my S6.)

Thanks, Obama?

Yeah, but CO gets that funky 85oct juice ...you damned miscreants.

Also, yeah, I gotta run primo, too. I hears ya.

Correct, that’s standard operating procedure in the finance industry (said the finance nerd).

I’m CALCULATING the interest immediately, but if you pay by whatever arbitrary date, I won’t charge it to your account.

nm ...covered elsewhere

Someone alert the Keto Mafia that they can go eat at Taco Hell now.

Where do you live that it’s $2 per? Around Chicago it’s closer to $3 ...so it’s only like 2.4M miles to b/e against a Corolla!

There are NO lines at General Mitchell (MKE). It’s goddamned fabulous. Park on the third level - that’s where the walkway right in to the terminal is located. It’s been a while since I flew MKE, but I did so regularly for the 12 or so years my folks lived in Denver. The longest I ever waited for security was probably…

How do I know it’s not a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it?
...It’s two hundred bucks!
Fan it out! Show it to me!