I was thinking the same thing, so I had to go check.

My KitchenAid double wall oven WILL go to 338. I’m completely stunned by this revelation. I have no idea how it will impact my life, but I’m stunned nonetheless.

Re: Metallica, two things ...

How’s Battle Creek these days?

You wrote:

So, gas is pretty cheap these days ...

I constantly have trouble discerning blue pants from black pants when they’re hanging in the closet.

Danshoku ...you gotta buy him a drink BEFORE you grab Mr. Happy.

Wait ...does yours not? /Archer

That’s a stretch, but I guess I’ll accept it.

Looks very ...puckered.

The driver is buoyed on Soundwaves, no seat required.

This has got to be one of the coolest cars I’ve ever gotten to review.

Dammit all to hell, Douglas, now we HAVE to get together and compare di ...Astons. We have to get together and compare Aston Martin cars, not anything else.

Shit, aren’t you in Philly? Midway between there and Chicago is - shit - Cleveland. (And this is coming from someone who was born in ...Cleveland.)

Knowing LF Motors, that Aston Martin pocket tee probably cost $65. Wear it well!

LOL! The dealership certainly is. I’m just across the highway in Libertyville.

Also, maybe 5 miles from my house is a REALLY great Aston dealer. They also sell Lotus, Ferrari, and a few other nameplates - just so Aston guys can see what it’s like to feel poor.

Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ, Doug! Bring that raging hot mess to Chicago IMMEDIATELY. Wait ...let the goddamned ice melt off first, then get here ASAP.

I’ve got a 1997 Aston with a S/C straight-six, a manual trans, and a convertible top. Sometimes, all three of those things work AT THE SAME TIME.

We could have so much…

My dad’s birthday is today (December 22). You might want to feel bad for him, but Jewish, so there’s only overlap with Hanukkah maybe 3 out of every 10 years. That, plus Hanukkah when he was a kid meant socks and underwear, so he got to get ACTUAL gifts (games, toys) while his sister and friends were stuck with stupid…

Jewish Christmas! Chinese food! Movies! More Chinese food! You know how much I’ve always wanted to have that kind of Christmas? If I had my druthers, Christmas would always be an Oscar doubleheader and 50 orders of Singapore noodles. It’s impossible to fuck that day up, even if the movies are terrible.