So what you're saying is that the Eagles definitely worked out Tim Tebow and Charles Barkley today? I've gotta send that to Peter King and see if it gets retweeted.

BRB, gotta go buy a welding helmet.

My father-in-law owned an 86 GN.

I can (and have) fit a booster seat in the front of the DB7 with another kid strapped in the back. With two little ones (<10 yo), it's a decent fit. I don't think I could do it with, say, my wife in the front and a kid in the back. And NO ONE can sit behind me. My chair is touching the seat of the back row.

Can fit…

Electrically-controlled convertible top? Yes.
Choose your own adventure gearbox, complete with functional third pedal.? Yes.
Supercharger? Yes.
Reliable six cylinder motor? Um, sure. I guess.

It's a bitch to get into , but I'm fine once I get going. And getting out is actually easier than getting in. (TWSS)

And there…

I have put a surprising number of miles on a 1997 Aston DB7, also with the S/C inline six; however, the one I piloted had three pedals (and a roof that comes down). If anyone here is seriously considering this car or one like it, be aware ...

Never tell me the odds!
Wait ...isn't this io9?

Shut up, douchebag.

I feel your pain. Lived on the WI/IL border for five years and I've spent the last five only a few miles south of that.

Fuck sunshine delays.

I love reading the follow up ...dude broke four ribs.

100% deserved it.

In order ...

From author Robert Anton Wilson's "The Trick Top Hat" ...

I'm sliding into this one sideways. I figure if the S2000 gets in as a supercar, I can, too.

/reading comprehension

Place I spent this past weekend: crappy campground in Oconomowoc, WI.
Place I should have spent this past weekend: JJ Watt's log cabin ...just 15 minutes down the road from where I was.

I totally wasted my weekend.

Issues caused by ...falling off the back of an unregistered PT Cruiser?

+1
I was very entertained by that.

The guy to do the correction has to be Jack Black. Say what you will about him or his movies or his music - his delivery of "STOP EVERYTHING, This. Man. Has. LIIIIEEED to you!" would be fantastic.

I have three kids, and any chance I have to enjoy a burger alone, with no one else around … I can't begin to describe the ecstasy of it.

Drew, I am not a famous athlete. No one follows me on Twitter. I am not funny.