Don’t worry!

Everyone is saying “aside from the obvious”. I’ll just say the obvious. There really is one ugliest truck of all time and no amount of sentences starting with “Dude” or “Bro” from the Tesla stans will convince me otherwise.

I’m not going to go with the obvious (M3/Evo/WRX etc) and go back to the early 2000's with the Mazdaspeed 6.

Finally! Someone proved that the Cybertruck really CAN do truck stuff!

I was getting really tired of all the kids that would show up in Volkswagen Golf R’s at every show. It was getting to the point that they pretty much had their own section. Congratulations, for some reason you spent $50k on a Golf and then followed the herd and “individualized” it with cheap fartcan exhaust and…

A PT Cruiser that’s been crashed through the “chrome” stick-on accessories aisle at Wal Mart.

“All these SUVs are diluting the Porsche brand!”

It’s like their vision board was all just things that they thought a car might be allergic to.

The Nissan IDx.

The 1999 Chrysler Pronto Cruiser.

Out on the angled corners does give it a fairly “derpy” face, which I feel is the most accurate.

How about the Aztek?

I was a Can-Am rep for a few years (left just before these came out but got to rip around on a prototype and had a blast).

I drive a Rolls-Royce, so my bum may be a little on the spoiled side, but the most comfortable car I’ve ever driven was a base model 6th gen Ford Taurus. I drove it a grand total of one time and it is still my personal benchmark for comfort.

I’d have to go with the Cybertruck.

Back in 2011, Nissan Canada put out a commercial for the Juke titled “Trophy”. It was about how the centre console looked like a motorcycle gas tank and says that it won it from the “evil predators of the road”.

You know, I’m starting to think that these Cybertrucks aren’t that good. If anything, they’re... hold on, there’s someone banging on my door yelling about how Elon is taller than I am.

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I never knew that California had uncircumcised pumps.

The Cybertruck is clearly a cheap ripoff of Lara Croft’s shirt from the original Tomb Raider.