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Soon to be the most often used comment in America: We fucking told you so.

I can appreciate the work that went into it but damn that’s ugly. 

Maybe they should try raising prices some more. That would bring the customer stampeding back, right? Yeah, let’s try that first. 

Maybe they should rethink the business model of selling 50k plus SUVs to people who can’t even afford rent.

Here’s a fucking clue for the automakers: When your markets are in the midst of a recession (or on the tipping point), raising prices, adding markups, and just being assholes isn’t the way to LONG-TERM profitability. Sure, you’ll make your quarterly bonuses, but you’re screwing yourselves in the long term.

I am thinking of Alberta where they did away with the tags- you will drive around on plates that show expired in 2020 but they are current. 

“or a spectacular 6-speed manual, the latter of which over 50 percent of CT5-V Blackwing buyers opt for.”

This perfectly sums up our healthcare system.

Musk will have his citizenship pulled at the same time Trump is put in jail.... or as you said, never.

The 2003-2010 logo doubling as an upside down duck only adds to the charm.

Once again, I would like to remind us all about how Singapore gained it’s independence, because it’s wild. After the British gave up their holdings in the region, Singapore became part of Malaysia. But they were so violent and racist that Malaysia was forced to kick Singapore out of the country, making Singapore…

Hi. Gen X here. This entire article is why Boomers say Millennials are dipshits.

Most boring vehicle for sure.

Look, except for everything about it, I think we can all agree it was the perfect plan!

It’s almost like Musk’s design brief to the engineers was a napkin sketch of a toy truck and the instruction “make it as tough as I am.”

Rolling Coal. This is just ignorant. Nobody wants to breathe in a cloud of diesel smoke.

Those stick-on fake louvered vents

Buick Signia. It just looks like it is saying “Please let me die”.

I vote for the one big eye in the center; Leela from Futurama agrees.