I’m sure everyone is going to jump on the Subaru Bros driving like they’re the only car on the road, but have you ever tried to look at things from their point of view? (Their point of view being so obscured by vape clouds that they can’t actually tell if there are any other cars on the road.)

BREAKING NEWS!

Let’s be honest here, almost nothing gets sold at Mecum. Seems 95% of them end with “the bid goes on”.

I know it might lose me some car guy cred, but I’ve always had a soft spot for the Porsche 914. It was a small, easy to work on, fun to drive car with a splash of (admittedly unearned) badge swagger, but more importantly, until very recently it was an interesting classic that was actually attainable for average…

It’s kind of like eating before you go grocery shopping. 

Any of the monstrosities unveiled by Mansory.

Just start dropping hints about Cars & Coffee times. The problem will sort itself out in no time. 

(I’m not entirely sure, but I think that might be a video.)

My area. Your area. Everywhere with a highway.

Around here (Calgary), approximately 1 in 4 vehicles is a white F-150 with a lift kit and no mud flaps.

Bad prep on F1's part.

I learned to drive in an ‘82 Fleetwood with the 4100. It’s hard to get enthused as a new driver when walking will get you there faster.

As a poor youth, I picked up a 1987 Chrysler LeBaron sedan at an auction for a couple hundred bucks.

It was new when I special ordered it in from England, so it should count. My Triumph Rocket III (pictured).

“Yeah, I’d vote for him.”

I managed to find a zero-optioned, 2-door, soft-top Wrangler Sport back in 2014 and bought it new off the lot for $26k. (Canadian!)

Sure, boiling flask, whatever you say.

“Good afternoon, Floridaman Insurance. How can I help you today?”

Hey! I live in Calgary and we... um... you can’t... but...

While it is true that saying, “Oopsies, I didn’t see him!” will still somehow let you escape any consequences for the biker you just killed, actually using your eyes to see something other than your phone and not killing anyone is technically better.