I’d put forth the Fox Body Mustangs.

Woah, calm down Aston! With such a radical change, how will anyone even know it’s you any more?

If she had said she was using the HOV lane to go have an abortion, Texas would have collapsed into a black hole. 

I’d say the coolest in the current fleet is his ‘55 Pontiac Laurentian. A Canada-only V8 coupe.

Toyota Priuses. Priuii? Priususses?

It was part of the curriculum at my school so everyone took it. It was part of gym class for some reason (I remember that because it was the one aspect of gym that I actually excelled at).

Colors. Actual colors.

I’m not sure if it really counts as a car feature, but what about actually being cars? Probably 90% of the SUV market could be equally well served by a wagon (which would likely be better on gas), and yet more and more manufacturers are discontinuing cars entirely because nobody buys them any more.

The American Dream comes to mind.

A huge, lifted pickup that has never seen so much as a dirt road is the automotive equivalent of the gravy seals that feel the need to dress in full tactical gear to go to IHOP.

We had a bike come through the shop filled with the forbidden chocolate a few years ago. The rider insisted that we must have put it in there.

The line “Just because they’re tantrum-throwing crybabies with pee pants doesn’t mean we shouldn’t take them seriously.” deserves an award all on its own.

Let’s not leave the Great White North out of this.

If these ridiculous “protests” are still happening when I die, I’d like to formally request that my remains be scattered along their path.

That’s funny, I live in Calgary (where it’s winter 9 months of the year) and they’re bordering on common up here. I’d say that I see at least one a day when it’s nice enough for them to be out. 

In the 1960's, Goodyear developed illuminated tires. Unfortunately, it never took off, but maybe they’ll try again...

I used to work at a rental place and the manager and I discovered that the old 2-door Ford Explorer (with proper application of gas/brake and 4low) could, in fact, due wheelies in the parking lot.

Maybe this 928 isn’t the worst automotive product placement in a film, but it could be the worst film with automotive product placement in it.

I wish I could be surprised that the “Christian alternative” fundraising company supports white supremacists. 

Graveyard Carz is terrible. At least other “reality” car shows that try to insert plot put some effort into it. Theirs seem like they were written by a 4 year old and acted out by mechanics who have zero interest in acting.