Years ago, I had a 1996 Saab 900 V6 Sedan and loved its quirkiness and the fact that it drove really well.

34 years into the run, Team Green puts out the 2nd gen KLR. At this rate, we should see a new Vulcan 900 by late 2040.

Hey, what are you chewing on?

If anything, it proves that they understand modern fandom;

How about the Shelby GR-1? This was released 14 years ago and it looks like it was designed tomorrow.

“Sir, you can’t bring outside food into this restaurant.”

Finished the custom work on my Triumph Rocket III

The Saturn Ion Quad Coupe could be had with a normal spoiler, but most came with the weird, chunky wedge set wight in the middle of the trunk lid for some reason.

Nice touch at the end. When Persson hands off his beer, you can see that the cap is still on it so he’s not drinking and driving.

I had a 2010 Cadillac CTS sedan (with a 6-speed manual) from 2010-2014.

They all do, it’s just understood that real BMW people don’t use them because it is providing intel to the enemy.

I tend to switch cars about every 3-5 years, so I’ve never dealt with the same salesperson twice. I have dealt with the same dealer for my current and previous vehicle, and with another dealer for the two before that.

Bonus points for running the red.

The biggest unveil will be called the “Jalopnik Edition”, a brown CT4-V wagon with a manual transmission and a special system that helps it avoid being crashed into by Mustangs. 

There is approximately a 100% chance that at least one of the HOA folks trying to sue this guy out of his home because they think his truck is ugly drives a purple PT Cruiser and has described its look as “fun”.

My favorite part about the 2300 is that mine cruises on the highway at 120 km/h (68mph) at about 2500rpm with no need to downshift to pass. Riding reasonably with that power on tap makes everything effortless and the weight lets it ride like a luxury car.

As the proud owner of the 2300cc Rocket III for 10 years, I can confirm that “no one needs this” - “it’s irresponsible” - “I’m strangely attracted to this bike” is the exact thought process that leads to one of these in the garage.

Why is it in the left lane?

I’m pretty sure I heard some forgotten celebrity from the 80's say that potholes cause autism...