If the Daytona Beach Police Department had called me up and asked for a sketch of the driver, (they often call Canadians with no art skills for that sort of thing) this dudebro is EXACTLY what I would have drawn. Likely with a voice balloon saying “My name’s totally like, Brandon or something dude. Bro. Dude...”

It’s honestly not that bad, and it makes good business sense. I can’t stand when an automaker re-issues an iconic name for a new product that they couldn’t sell otherwise *CoughDodgeDartCough* but this wouldn’t be too hard to rescue.

None of the other toys we tried varied from a perfectly straight line. Only the Mustang. It’s like it couldn’t help itself. Like it knew...

So what you’re saying is that if anyone out there wanted to visit Dallas, you only have a few days left.

What was wrong with that other Mustang right in front of it? It just drove off. Like how a car would if it wasn’t a Mustang at C&C. I hope it’s OK...

I am a responsible Mustang owner! I only use it for hunting and personal defense!

Then says “Oh cock. You should have turned left back there.”

I’ve had a few:

The problem is that they are trying to counter Trump rhetoric using logic (which it has been established Trump’s supporters are immune to) when they should try being more Trump-friendly*.

Just slap a Fuelshark in that bad boy and it’ll practically be a Lambo, dude!

To be fair, if I was looking for a way to hurt white people and the NASCAR museum is RIGHT THERE, the math pretty much does itself...

That’s just disrespectful. It’s spelled “’Murica.”

No matter how well I understand the process, the term “butt welding” will always make me cringe.

At first I though it might be the new Harley, but then I saw that the guy had long sleeves and a full face helmet so it couldn’t be.

“I wasn’t picking my nose! I just forgot where my turn was so I was scratching my brain.”

I wouldn’t see that as a “surveillance state” or an invasion of privacy or any other issue. If you’re out in public, on the road, you don’t really have any expectation of privacy, and this is just a matter of being held accountable for your actions.

Reminds me of this. At first I applauded it, but then it occurred to me that the driver probably has no idea why that just happened and went right back to plugging up the left lane.

Wouldn’t work. I’m sure they skip the commercials because they’re in such a hurry to get back to their shows...

There is only one truly correct way to deal with a parking infraction...