They still can until it’s discovered that a $100 t-shirt with skulls all over it doesn’t actually make you a badass. They’ll try to get around it by pointing to the fine print on the tag: “For real badass use only” but end up paying the fine anyways because it takes them about 15 seconds to earn it back.

I thought it was just to make them more interesting for the people trapped behind them doing 10 under in the passing lane.

It looks like a really sarcastic Aston Martin.

Hopefully surrounded by heavily armed guards...

Good effort, but you still haven’t managed to make your Camry interesting.

I have used a valet service a grand total of 1 time, on my wedding night at a fancy hotel with my new (to me) Saab 900 V6 manual.

If it were my house, I’d be less surprised by the truck careening through my yard on its side than by FedEx actually showing up for once.

Well, he did beat God in a race that one time. I guess he’s called in his marker.

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Always had a soft spot for the Chrysler Atlantic:

What? When did Florida get weird and stupid?

I’m sure the driver will just say they didn’t see the bike and get off with a slap on the wrist.

Just the way of things these days that people will pre-hate any reboot or reimagining of anything. People hated Top Gear USA long before it hit the air, and keep hating it mostly because it wears the Top Gear name. It took them a while to hit their stride (but hell, watch the first few seasons of BBC Top Gear) and…

Not condoning riding like an idiot, fleeing police, or wearing skinny jeans, But I have to give credit where it’s due. That kid, skinny jeans and all, managed to out-accelerate the bike filming. That’s a motivated sprint right there.

At first, I thought “You could literally take this car to your local mechanic and get it worked on with now problem.” was a typo, but it does make sense. You take this to a shop, now you have a problem.

At least it would have been over quickly. Canadian law mandates that there must never be more than 6 blocks between Tim Hortons locations within municipal boundaries. (It’s so we can always have safety within running distance should we find ourselves being chased by a moose.)

Can’t ram and drop kick them. Can’t shoot the white ones. And now people are getting all bent out of shape over random pepper-spraying.

Guys, he’s obviously referring to the Cube, safely parked around the corner where the BMW’s can’t hurt it.

I get that the vast majority of moto journalists are sportbike guys, but I really don’t get why nobody keeps a couple of cruiser guys on staff to review cruisers. Pretty much all the negatives here are specifically is being a cruiser and if that’s not your thing, you’re not going to like it. As a cruiser guy, I’d…