But it’s not capitalism that’s a problem. It’s that people aren’t capitalisming nicely, right? Or somehow this is “crony” capitalism (which, incidentally, is just regular capitalism) or a few bad eggs or something. Actually, I forgot. It’s the pirates who are taking food from the mouths of hard-working developers. No…

Oh good, it wasn’t that fucking douche canoe, Palmer Luckey.

This is a very bad idea. Here’s some better ones:

It’s no wonder this happens. The moderators that make these decisions are paid peanuts, worked like dogs, and have to look at stressful shit all day. Case in point: https://gizmodo.com/report-facebook-moderators-are-routinely-high-and-joke-1832870719

Why should I change my name?  She’s the one who sucks.

If he denies a subpoena? Hell ya, they can have him arrested.

lol. What a complete and absolute idiot. I am astounded by your ignorance. 

You know, he’s right. We are a divided nation and I for one welcome his candidacy as it will give every American, regardless of their race, gender or political affiliation, a chance to come together and say “Is this douchebag for real?”

He wants to run and maintain a deep level of compassion and empathy for the American people. Cool. I’m down with that. Here’s your campaign prep, Schultz:

Honestly, time travel probably has a better chance of success than reforming police departments to stop picking on minorities.

You’re right. They could draw toddlers in diapers and give them a beer and say they’re of age and some say we should take them at their word because Gary Coleman. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so cringey.

The first instance actually leads to a well reasoned monologue that describes the uselessness of torture-its not a stretch to call it making a case against torture.

You know, this is a horseshit comment, and while your intentions are no doubt good, you appear to have forgotten where you’re aiming. This is Kotaku. We have our faults, but pulling punches ain’t one of them.

Thank God. I hate it when I take a screenshot of some chick’s insta message and then she’s all like “Who are you? Give me back my phone!”

I would like to know to cause I don’t know who this guy even is and I been playing games for almost 30 years

By contributing in material and intentional ways to a disgusting campaign of misogyny and racism that scarred the industry forever, obviously.

is this in response to his gamergate incident?

Fuck nazis, and their enablers.

As a big fan of the Witcher books I’m sad that they’re now associated a lot with these kinds of racist assholes who only know the games.