this is a retarded take and you should be ashamed of yourself

I think it’s obvious that they will truncate or shorten much of the rest of the content. Otherwise they will never finish in anyone’s lifetimes here.

this is why the video game industry is one of the worst to work in.

I actually like this, because I accidentally ate a turnip which caused me to get 10/10 fruit and I didn’t want the buff because I still needed to hit rocks. If only I had a toilet to shit it all out instead of having to dig up and replant trees 10 times.

lol the best part is Gamestop can’t actually afford to support its employees during this time. Guessing this will be the final nail in their coffin and they will finally get Blockbuster’d.

LOL a wall of text to prove that you’re a hoarding asshole. Seriously what kind of bumbling dumbfuck are you? Enjoy being a worthless hoarding pollution-contributing dicktard who cares about games that you’ll never ever touch again. What a worthless piece of tripe.

you are truly the stupidest man alive. probably super autistic and with a very low IQ as well. you probably have zero friends IRL too because you argue like a subhuman ape.

it’s straight up Jeremy Parish bullshit

all the more reason to tell Jeremy Parish to fuck himself for this diseased choice of vernacular. and all the more reason to tell people like you who prefer to use it to fuck off as well.

sorry, but rogue-like rolls off the tongue much better than “procedurally generated game”. and it also depicts a specific type of procedurally generated game. 

Metroid-like is what I call these games, since Metroid invented the genre. It’s ridiculous that Parish tacked on Castlevania which came years later (talking about SOTN specifically since no Castlevania game before and after it had Metroid-like gameplay).

so you’re an idiot stuck in the 90's who also enjoys hoarding and contributing to pollution? got it.

edit: this reply wasn’t intended to phazonphazoff but to the guy who is ranting about how selfish it is to want Nintendo to break the street date cause of the pandemic. unfortunately this awful website doesn’t let me delete comments so I can reply to the correct comment.

Surprised there was even any demand for midnight releases still in the age of digital downloads.

if its anything like the other Doom rereleases, there will be a cheat option to turn brightness up

sort of like how we used to just have netflix and hulu but now there’s a shit ton of streaming services. these assholes are just trying to rip consumers off. hopefully a recession will knock sense into these fucks.

lol that’s not how racism works, you pathetic white supremacist scumbag

you sound like a white supremacist idiot

So what you’re saying is, Japanese are racist?

what a pathetic piece of shit you are. you are clearly a monster who lacks empathy and doesn’t see how these scenes are offensive to gay people. How about you stop asking people to not be offended, you worthless jackass.