Why do they all look like they are battling demons with their tongues??? Is this a new look for hip young teenz???? What does this mean for humanity????? What is life???????

I think she is wearing make-up on her belly to cover up stretch marks.

The first couple looks oddly conservative. It looks like they were trying shit on together in a hot H&M dressing room, and forgot to tuck in and button up. Dude’s shirt also looks like it has a priest’s collar (is that a choker he is wearing?), and he has armpit sweat.

Agree; it really looks like a prop belly.

I don’t know who Laura Perlongo is (although I do know Nev Schulman, and her taste is almost as questionable as Alex Botolow’s. Those are seriously the genes you’re perpetuating? Like, really?) But her outfit is the VMA equivalent of wearing white to someone else's wedding. Are you presenting? Are you up for an award?…

The woman in the first photo looks like a figure from a wax museum from the neck down.

Oooof. That shirt! The thirst!

Beyonce looks like a very beautiful idiot in that getup.

It’s called “LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE.”

ALASKA!!!!!!

What fresh hell is this couples look!?

Hildabeast Clinton and the Vagenda of Manocide is probably my least favourite JK Rowling book.

This is what misandry looks like. Just because a man is writing at Jezebel does not make him a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must be new around here.

Wake up, A-ballerreballs, these are real issues! Maybe you don’t have a daughter, and therefore can’t understand how women suffer in this world, constantly being turned away from playing men’s lacrosse: it’s a national disgrace.

Is that you dad? Women are still bitches, sluts, and whores to my dad. I’m a woman worthy of respect. But I’m the only woman worth of respest. He reminds me of Donald Trump in that way.

Before I had daughters — Stimothy and Atalanta are truly the apples of my eye — I would follow women into voting booths and knock their hands away from the lever whenever they tried to engage in the democratic process. Who knew having daughters would change all that? Not I.

I’ll fight anyone who says this is a joke. This the realest fucking real to ever real. Especially the part about the rotisserie chicken. It’s the details, people!

As a man who is dating a woman, I did not learn true feminism until she made me wear the ball gag.

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so