10/10 would watch

If it’s at the Met Gala, I assume the plot is all eight women conspiring to make sure Amy Schumer has a terrible night.

She’s always so perfect...? I kinda just want to hire her to stand around in my house all day being perfect and looking perfect.

i would dare sarah paulson to get a better haircut, but there may not, in fact, be a better haircut.

Fucking Obama again!

WHYYYYY DO THEY KEEP REMOVING PURSE HOOKS FROM BATHROOMS??

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Showing this comment to my mom. She loves her and wants to fork out $150 (!!!!) to see her live. “Maybe your grandpa will say he’s finally proud of me.” No, bitch. He’s probably up in heaven (or hell) complaining about how much Obama is ruining this country because he wants gays to get married.

I want to know everything about this.

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“Allegedly, she is a fan of George Orwell and Ayn Rand … most unusual.”

Yoko didn’t break up the Beatles. John Lennon’s heroin habit and Paul McCartney’s insistence on his father-in-law being their manager broke up the Beatles.

I don’t know why, but that sounds like something Kanye would rap.

When I first started reading about Bella Thorne, I had Thora Birch in my head. Then I realized that’s not who this was about and immediately became less interested. Young women love their best friends hard. In my early twenties best lady friends would call each other “wife” all the time and I would kiss my friends a…

[head scratch] Is this one of those “It’s them! Look at them!” posts?

I think I might just be varsity-level uptight, ‘cause I’m still stuck on the fact that he would even date someone with the same name as his sister, like can you imagine saying a sibling’s name during sex, ugh.

I am so sick of her not being exactly what everyone wants her to be all the time. It’s like she isn’t even trying to take all of our criticism simultaneously. I liked her at first but then she was too likeable and now I hate her but she just keeps being Jennifer Lawrence and I am just like HELLO, HAVE YOU SEEN OUR…

She is lightning fast and whip smart, a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.