Zayn always seemed like the sort to panic that a girlfriend would make him seem uncool.

They’ve always been around. See Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney (I believe she was actually dating a much older man at the time, but the story to the press is she was dating Mickey Rooney).

Is a “Gigi folder” the Millennial equivalent of a “binder full of women”?

Is it not weird to ask a member of your entourage to take a makeout pic of you and your bf on vacation???? I would feel weird???

PR relationships are a time-honored Hollywood tradition. The studio system may be dead, but PR relationships will survive the nuclear holocaust.

I have a feeling they have always been this common, but they aren’t doing them as well. Or they are harder to pull off convincingly with social media.

“already deleted his Gigi folder”

“Already deleted his Gigi folder.” Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I LOVE IT. I knew this relationship was done the second she said she was going to take a break from work to go on tour with him. The only thing Zayn likes about touring is banging groupies, and you are threatening that? Girl bye.

So have PR relationships always been this common... or have I just been so naive?

Nope. You are the first person to ever uncover this critical conspiracy theory. Congratulations!

“I miss the days when I could get gullible people to dump ice on themselves.” ~ The Twitter

It’s not that I can’t get it, it’s that I would have to lose around 10 pounds to be covered for the amount the doctor recommends to remove. And all my doctors keep telling me I should not lose any more weight or else my BMI will be below normal or something.

I am really pissed off at that Heidi tweet. I currently can’t afford a breast reduction and the amount that is required to be removed by insurance would essentially be a mastectomy on me. But so great that Heidi can get one for the large fake breasts she chose to get! I’ll just be over here with my chronic back pain…

Where’s the fat option

I am really wondering if he has some developmental syndrome issue. He was at a house party with his mom in attendance, everyone else was much older than him. This is a really weird rape story.

He is grinning like a son of a bitch.

Is it me or is that son of a bitch smiling as the dad lunges at him and misses?

Everyone is wrong. Officer Jenny is love, Officer Jenny is life.

I just hope this means that Tay Tay will finally get together with her one true love, Karlie Kloss.