They could have easily made it a full two years if they were both just 3 and a half inches taller. Too bad, really.

You did it!

I’ve said this before on other posts about Airbnb—it’s looooooaaaads cheaper, which can make traveling to more expensive places a little easier on those of us struggling to eke out a nice vacation on very little funds.

When you’re staying in Europe for several weeks, it’s nice to have your own place with access to a washer/dryer for hostel prices ($70 a night for a whole flat). I’m going to London, and I got a flat right in the area I need to be for work for a fraction of the cost of the area hotels. Same for the rest of my trip.…

Also, teenagers are the worst.

Also, 18 year olds are the worst?????????

Ugh. It’s disgusting when older men date 18-year-old women and it’s just as disgusting when women date 18-year-old men. It’s virtually an admission that they would happily fuck a minor if they could do so legally.

She did a beautiful job but can I just say something smells fishy—not that her talent isn't real but I think she was planted or something? I googled her and she was also on Romanias got talent and the editing for her audition was like exactly the same like people in the audience gasping and wiping away tears? A lady…

What did that poor pheasant do in a previous life to deserve this? Was he Hitler?

But then she’ll prove she’s One Of The Guys (TM) and they will all appreciate her contributions to the bachelor party. Then she falls in love with the best man, with whom she has a frustrating yet playful sexual tension.

When I was in high school, a girl in my freshman gym class was married. Apparently her mother had found out that she was sleeping with some 20something dude the summer before high school started and insisted that they get married or she’d have him arrested. The girl seemed cool with it at the time, and we were all in…

Or like Vivien Leigh

Am I the only one who noticed that her eyebrows are asymmetrical? The left one is way lower than the left. It makes her look perpetually confused.

I am totally sriracha with gentle notes of disappointment.

This will be useless until they can honestly reflect the people on there that I’ve dated. “Not over his ex”; “Adorable corny joke-teller”; “Sociopathic traits”; “Financially stable”; “Man-child”; “Boring lawyer”; “Eh... he’ll do” would be far more helpful.

yes, i realize that. i was pointing out that it’s funny that we just watched adele scold someone for taking video at her show, VIA VIDEO THAT WAS TAKEN AT HER SHOW.

Not a fan of the person holding up a big sign for the duration of the concert blocking those behind them either.

so i just watched a video of Adele scolding a woman for taking video at her show...

Can I bring special attention to the fact that he never once says that only women menstruate? He repeatedly uses gender-neutral terms and I really want to fist bump him over that.