I just watched this movie last night (I was with a friend. It was her idea! I swear!) and I can’t believe she choose Pretentious Manipulative Neckbeard (that was his name, right?) over Harrison Ford? What fuckery is that?

As someone who is desperately trying to figure out how to afford to get a college education I would just like to say-

What the fresh hell is an “honorary” degree anyway?

Eh. I’m sure if it doesn’t work out she’ll just be able to put it all behind her.

I don’t know how she’ll feel about being the butt of a joke tho

I’m a human beinnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Honestly. I HATE sitcoms, but as long as this doesn’t have an obnoxious laugh track I will probably be watching it.

‘For me, it doesn’t create equality, it creates separation. I mean, I don’t qualify myself as a feminist. We need to fight for women’s rights, but I don’t want to separate women from men.

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That bear is all that I want the inside of my soul to look like.

Yes. Yes it is.

Thank you sweet pea.

Get in line bruh

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Go away

Truly and deeply. May the goddesses have mercy on your soul.

Why do you have to ruin everything?

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I take it you don't live on the west coast then.