Meh. I love long hair on both mens and womens (especially on men tho). The worst part about long hair is that it gets all up in your business! How can you blame someone for wanted to put it up and outta the way? Manbuns are chill.

She is a shar pei mix. Possibly shar pei-shepherd...?? But I really dunno.

Your grandmother and I would get along splendidly I think.

I would love to meet up! I’ll buy you coffee or beer or both!

I <3 you. I wish I could be as brave.

Your opinions are so far from irrelevant! I really enjoyed and appreciated your perspective.

Email me! We can meet up in a dog park and openly identify as feminists together without fear of ridicule!

AND YOU ARE NOT EVEN GONNA TELL ME WHO THE CELEB WAS?

That is perfect because her name is Hazel.

Thanks darling. Ima need it.

She is a lady dog and she loves you too.

Honey, with all due respect, this is not my first rodeo.

He is a god damn sweetheart. Plus one time he said, “Hey! It’s really good to see you again!”

Bahahaha.

I have no suggestions because I am in the same place you are! Seriously though. I have a rare weekend off and also have not left my bed since 10pm yesterday. What have I been doing these last several hours? I DUNNO, LIKE, LITERALLY NOTHING.

1:30 pm stiff drink-

Half smooshie. No idea what the other half is.

She is a lady dog and she is half shar pei, but I have no idea what the other half is and she ain’t telling.

I do have all of those qualities! Proud Slytherin here, then I suppose!

If I do you can be my bridesmaid!