Cats are the worst.

I need this bed. Except for just me and my dog.

If that is supposed to be a pair of tits then one of the nipples in inverted, bro. You might wanna get that checked out.

A throat punch filled with gay cooties.

True.

Boobs.

Probably cause Abby would throat punch him.

As a young American, I am have trouble understanding the weird levels of misogyny in Iran...

I dunno man. Sounds to me like you just pick shitty friends.

Well duh.

...

That actually seems relatively tame to me as far as Hollywood goes.

I genuinely, sincerely have NEVER understood the debate of CAN MEN AND WOMEN BE JUST FRIENDS?

I would fuck the majority of my friends if it were up solely to me. I mean why not? They’re awesome.

#wifematerial

Right? And her profile pic is of her with a surfboard. It’s like, is that girl single? Can I get her number?

Well it just figures that he would be the kinda dude to make out like that.

Loser

I am a hater of wrong things that are wrong, yes.

You are a good man. Please send my thanks to your parents.