You are wrong.

I <3 u

Editing to include this. In this particular instance it definitely counts as whitesplaining first, manslpaining second.

I. Fucking. Hate. Manslpaining.

ETA-No for real tho, I think she was just mad trolling them. That is some dry ass sense of humor there. My hat is off to her and her ability to keep a strait face.

BUT MARK WAS SUCH A NICE GUY™

OMG. I just read your new name. You are the best. We are definitely friends again.

OK so I guess we can be friends again?

Well technically I was just a wee baby when Hole hit. But Hole transcends time and age!

Something that everyone should know about me is that I am an unabashed C-Love fangirl. No shame. Hole was THE band of my angry teenage youth.

I honestly love all Courtney. She is the Hollywood bag lady that we deserve.

Get your life together Cady. You need to prioritize.

You disappoint me.

HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE NEW MAD MAX?!

WANT.

Never mind. We are breaking up.

It’s the thought that counts.

I always visibly shudder when I am at the bar and people start shouting at the sports on TV. Visible shudders.

No prob bro