Exactly. I like where your head is at.

Yay sports. Go sports. Woo.

Yes.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Yes.

These are like my three favorite things. I have high hopes for this relationship.

Well maybe someday I will forgive you for being a twee fuckboy’s basic bitch.

Someone with tastes and a lack of self-loathing.

We. It’s like. We just.

DONT TELL ME WHAT I DONT KNOW

Fuck Boy Twee. Yes. It’s a genre. That exists. In my head.

The shins suck.

Naw, I am a millennial poor. The only benefits I can offer are the Friends With kind.

Do too.

A lot of dildos/ vibrators are actually dishwasher safe.

GARDEN STATE IS SUPER TWEE. ITS LIKE FUCKBOY TWEE.

I hate you. Get out.

Damn strait.

I HOPE YOU TWO ARE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER AND YOUR STUPID TASTES IN FILM AND TV.

You are also so wrong. You are fired. You are fired from friendship. Stop enabling him!