Overt racism and/or homophobia is my only REAL deal breaker. I’ll even deal with some misogyny because hate-fucking works for me.

I know, I know.

I always use condoms dude! (Yes I know condoms have the potential to fail)

You win.

Omg. Everyone on Jez is immoral as fuck. I love it

I am the blind chicken selfie girl, yes. And thank you for calling me cute.

I love how this is turning into a 50/50 bang him/don’t bangbang him thing. You guys are the worst/best people around.

<3

I am a sadist. I don’t know what’s wrong with me? Maybe I just want to hate fuck him?

YES BUT IT MAKES A GOOD STORY THO

Omg. I love you for being the bad influence. You are my friend.

I have no suggestions I just wanted to post this gif.

Wow. This is long (like my dick). I am so sorry.

So I went on the worst date ever the other night. I mean it wasn’t actually that bad. Good things-

Shhhhh. It’ll be our secret...

You are my new favorite Jezebro.

Ouch. Harsh but true.

Sad but true.

That is seriously so sad. Poor girl.

I just.