The gif is from the first season of AHS when he was like 23 and dolled up to look like the 17 year old boy that he was playing.

There is this really cool thing called Google that you can use.

Fucking hypocrites.

I am so alone.

Well I mean. My gross body brings me a lot of happiness too.

When is Evan Peters finally just gonna realize that Emma is basic as fuck and he is actually meant to be my one true love? Geeze. Kid has really gotta get his life together.

Just being honest here.

This is why I love Tom Hardy more than you.

I fucking love Sesame Street. When I worked as a nanny the kids would get pissed at me cause that’s all I ever wanted to watch. They would be all, “What about Frozen?” and I’d be like, “NO WE ARE WATCHING THE PAUL RUDD EPISODE OF SESAME STREET AGAIN BECAUSE I AM THE GROWN UP HERE.”

I never fart in front of a loved one period. I hold it in like a lady

That bitch is a liar.

Whatever. Fighting Polish farts in front of me all the time.

Special snowflakes?

This looks SO bad for your ankles.

Nothing will inspire me to exercise. Nothing I tell you! I haven’t even gotten outta bed yet. Take that!

WHAT A LOVELY DAY

Well they could very well be underneath that dress. Who knows?

Silicone.

Honest to god, at first I was like, I actually kind of like the dress. Its kinda cool. Then I came to my senses and made myself picture it on literally anyone else, and it was of course terrible. On her it seems fine because she is a queen of awesome. But the dress itself its excruciatingly bad.

Despite the last name Hadid I still totally had no idea she was half Arab. Regardless she is still blonde-haired and blue eyed. And most white people are still able to tan away their pale skin if they get enough sun. I was just saying that white people shouldn’t try so damn hard to be darker skinned. Girl quite…