WHAT. That has wheels! LIES, ITS ALL LIES.

Get a puppy.

Ooooo. If you read further down in a reply to another commenter I use the term “hellscape” to describe LA also. Hellscape of broken dreams and lies is more accurate tho.

Thats what I am saying tho. I can’t teach anything. I have no education.

I feel as if I am caught in a time warp. This combined with the fact that I dreamt last night that the skin on my face was so wrinkled it was sagging off my face is making me feel so old. WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?

Well I mean, now it makes sense why girl was even in MN to begin with...

WAIT WAIT WAIT. We have hoverboards now?! When did this happen?! Why didn’t I read an article about it?!

Hey man. We are all different and have different likes and needs. You may love it. Who knows. Life is too short to worry about regretting things. Don’t knock it til you try it. I vote that you live there and experience it for yourself.

Well I mean it hasn’t been DECIDED ON decided on but you know. Shrugs.

As a native Midwesterner I would just like to say the the Midwest is the wooooooorst.

Cooler than I will ever be fo sho

No silkies. Bantams are for poseurs.

LA is great. Beautiful and mystical. And I mean for fuck sake it is sunny and warm and dry ALL THE TIME. It’s impossible to not want to go out and do all the things. I love how LA is composed of just dozens of different little hoods. Every few miles is like a different country. I love the diversity of LA. I love the…

What would be my share of the rent? I am a poor! P.S. you can borrow my glasses anytime homie.

Ugh. I mean yeah but he’s probably a predatory axe murderer. THATS WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT PEOPLE YA MEET ON THE INTERWEBS YOU KNOW.

I am interested in approximately none of those things.

I love you for reassuring me of my wayward ways. Thank you. <3

Lol. It’s so cute how think I have the funds or education to do something like that.

Powell’s = LIFE

Powell’s is now my love, my life.