Hmmmmm. Notable issue.

Whenever I merely give mention of Portland everyone immediately shouts BUT HIPSTERS, so this is good to know.

YOU CAN BE FRIENDS WITH ME AND MY CHICKEN.

My dog tried to kill her because my dog is a bad dog. Somehow this attack resulted in her getting her left eye pushed into her skull and yet no puncture wounds. My dog is also bad at actually killing things.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO PORTLAND. WHAT IS A POWELL’S? I WANT ONE.

Not living there anymore! (on my parents farm in MN right now)

WTF IS THAT

Holy whoa. We are going to be the best of best friends then.

Omg my lips look horrid because after many hours of hard play and yet but one primary application my lip stain it had migrated to far edges of my lips leaving an unintentional New Jersey lip liner look.

That is not just a chicken selfie, that is a selfie with a BLIND chicken my friend.

This is the best compliment I have ever received

1. Probably not, but I live hella frugal and made it in LA just fine.

Don’t take his side!

LA is horrible. I love it so much but it also the worst

If I move to Portland you have to be my friend, k? K.

Oh wow. Yeah I should have clarified that. I mean Los Angeles, CA.

I have been feeling so old lately so thank you for calling me an embryo.

THE CICADA IS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE IS MU BEST FRIEND.

Chicken is only half blind and is still laying my breakfast eggs and running around and eating bugs and living it up. SHE WILL NOT BE EATEN.

KEEP IT ALL TO YOURSELF OR ELSE THAT BITCH MIGHT WANT IN.