You are a saint.

Agreed. That’s why they will be giving the puppy to me.

People who hate joy and love.

I’m honestly most offended by the fact that that thing is fucking $45. It is literally a band with some feathers glued onto it. My 4 year old niece could make something in craft class that looks less cheap.

He is cute and I wanna cuddle with him.

WHERE ELSE AM I GOING TO BUY CDS, MORI?

You are too old to be on the internet then. You are breaking the rules.

No.

Not sure why, but this is pure nightmare fuel for me.

Ugh. "Died by suicide" isn't even grammatical correct! How is this a thing?

thank you.

I’m really sick of people suddenly deciding to be offended by the word “commit.” I’m honestly just really sick of people deciding to be so offended by things that are not even remotely offensive in general. Why are you equating “commit” with “committing a crime?” Commit is just a verb. People are allowed to commit…

And yet my stone cold heart remains heartily intact...

You get me.

I’m Suck at Being a Person

This gif is life. My life. Planet Earth’s life.

You made a wide choice Yoga Nerd. I paid money to see that turd in theaters and it is one of my few great regrets in this life.

This will probably be so bad and it breaks my heart. We dont need a Zoolander 2 and more than we needed an Anchorman 2.

FUCK ALL OF THIS SO MUCH.