Should be.

It takes a few/ several smokes before you’ll feel any effect. I dunno why. Also dunno why no one ever really talks about that.

Eh.

Truth.

Wouldn’t know. I got offered another job a week after The Incident at the other job and left without notice out of embarrassment because I am a terrible person.

My coworker gave it to me on my first day at a new job. I shit you not. I was at work. ON MY FIRST DAY. I was at work on my first day at a new job and my FACE WAS MELTING OFF INTO A POOL ON THE GROUND WHICH I THEN REPEATEDLY SLIPPED IN.

You’re lacking in motivation.

Naw fool. Ima ghost. Zombies are so passé.

LITERALLY DEAD, KEN. FOR SERIOUS.

As someone who consumed a pot brownie last year without knowing that it contained pot, I can attest to this completely. Because I like totally died omg. No joke you guys. I was dead for realllll.

Lol at Aaron Paul.

Adultosaur is still all up in this joint. Cassie is probably gone for good now. No clue where Mori is! I miss her! :(

A valid question.

I’ll probably forgive you later. No promises.

Its not creepy at all. I have lots of friends and interests. I have hobbies. Its not even that big a deal. Whatever.

TINDER CAUSES AIDS. DO YOUR RESEARCH.

I have a handle on all his accounts. Like any good woman would.

YOU HAVE ME.

I hacked your account so that I can keep you all to myself.

That’s how I feel about life in general TBH