You are an idiot.

The Lions roster is full of weapons, in the Scottish twitter sense of the word

I stand corrected...it WAS the worst thing to happen to him in the last two weeks.

Jesus how does this story keep getting worse????? 

Remember when this used to be enough to sink a political career?

I drove through past the DECC on 35 in the afternoon. That was the closest I’ve ever been to 45. Still felt gross

I am shocked that those cops didn’t fear for their lives in the presence of an agitated, paranoid, 300 pound meathead. He’s lucky he didn’t do something truly threatening, like double-park his car...

You know you gotta fuck up pretty bad to be worse than Penn State, yet here we are.

Who fucking cares, either way?

Nah, Mou is ruining Mkhi. He has no idea what to do with playmaking midfielders. None.

So he can play in Germany vs Bayern Munich and Schalke and Champions League teams...or he can play against Swansea and Newcastle’s U21 teams? That’s not really much of a choice if he wants to improve vs tough competition.

Good job, second-place boy.

If by “pretty good,” you mean “a fucking masterpiece,” I completely agree!

A good party game idea: read quotes like that and ask if the guests think they were said by Person A or Person B. We could call it “Bill Cosby or John McCain?”

You take that filth to Kotaku, sir

You should create a sub-reddit for massive dongs that destroy old lady face.

I’m the “Catch” area no less

He really dinged the donger

and the woman who started it all