People on the east coast usually have a hard time grasping the concept that a lot of people *don’t* live on the east coast. You kind of have to guide them through it a step at a time.

“You really have to feel bad for Rick Pitino,” said no one ever.

I’m sure Pitino will drown out his sorrows in a local Louisville prostitute.

2014 was the worst. This season is currently tied with 2004 in my book, Specifically the Craig Krenzel-Chad Hutchinson-Jonathan Quinn trio of failure

Far worse? Hard to get much worse than this complete shit show, let alone far worse.

Unfortunately, a portion of that 95% (even .01% would be too much) would see the Bottom Line result and then pick a fight with the next Mexican they see, who would probably actually turn out to be Indian, but no matter because he was probably a Muslim anyway.

Wait, I thought 2-7 was usually enough to keep you in the playoff hunt in the AFC South.

3 hours of 1-877-Kars4Kidz would have been more watchable than LA/NYJ.

Klopp gives more hugs.

I am vaguely reminded of the old Oilers, Gretzky and Messier and Kurri and Coffey and on and on and on. Defense? Fuck that. All we need is for Fuhr to let in fewer than we can put in the other net. What a gloriously fun match to watch.

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing ...

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

I’m sure they’ll declare it over and over again on message boards far and wide. And then they won’t do anything in the real world.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Also two of the three have “Styled” their faces to look like ass cracks.

Almost as good as this: The radio timing perfectly for a pursuit flyby.

Regressive Field

Didn’t help, but that’s not why they suck.

He looks like someone that might have been assassinated to start a war in Europe in 1896.