Putin: are those reporters bothering you??

What’s it gonna take for someone, or some group of idiots to realize what the hell is going on here? It’s like dumbfuck day is every waking moment with this clown.

Friendly reminder that Mike Pence is just as tainted by Russia and general corruption as the rest of them. Flynn told Trump’s transition team that he was under investigation. Mike Pence was the head of that transition team. And yet Mike Pence is still trying to claim that he didn’t know that Flynn was bullshitting…

I would be super into John Boyega as Bond, but there’s no way they’d cast him while he’s still doing Star Wars.

Who among us hasn’t met with a Russian lobbyist offering dirt on our father’s political opponent as a pretext to talk about sanctions, forgotten to talk about the dirt, and then lied about it for months?

The Hot Felon story seems really Dickensian.

This list is invalid considering Spider-Pig isn’t included.

Then she goes and has sex with Bill Beeel.

Look.

So my mom died two weeks ago and I have to say, eating a whole pie is not a unique or unusual showing of grief. Maybe like twelve pies, but not just one.

I could swear we’ve had this argument already.

Please stop tearing our community apart. This is no time for division along pie/cake lines. We must all band together and defeat pineapple pizza.

I know this is about the pie, but I’d just like to point out this is a FALSE STATEMENT, ROONEY: “It was such a unique way of showing grief, we’ve never seen anything like that before.”

I texted my mother.

Ben’s in love again? I’m all shook up.

The whole situation is not even worth anyone’s time. But my friend posted this meme and it gave me a good giggle.

I’m surprised, I thought for sure that Ben Affleck would end up dating a barely legal model. Because that’s usually how it goes, right? Maybe Leonardo DiCaprio would give him the Victoria’s Secret catalog and say - “Take your pick...but the blonde under 25 ones are mine.”

Shookus, girl, I don’t know you, but maybe getting with a serial cheating, recovering (?) alcoholic, gambling addict on the rebound is not the best move.

Excuse to post a favorite gif: