Come on, Torch! It’s Force Friday! You can do better than “At great expense in blood, in money, and in dignity, we have managed to learn 10 key facts about the new car.”

Doug, can you explain some of the logistics of having a storage space 20 miles away? How do you get out to the storage space? Are you allowed to do maintenance in the storage space?

No, no, no, you’ve got it all wrong. The reason BMWs are most posted is because of all the “look at how this douchebag parked, etc” photos uploaded.

Hopefully it’s not the back end in your rear view...something would’ve had to have gone terribly wrong.

Word to your mother.

The Viper will get 20+mph freeway, at least the coup will.

I thought Z8 at first.

I personally prefer this version of the pair

Awful. My thoughts are with his loved ones.

Not being a smartass, genuine question-what do they do now if a car ends up upside-down? Are the drivers able to slither out?

All future flights to have the following soundtrack.

Poop! Hah!

Came to post this, left satisfied.

1. Chevy SSR

+1. This country is going to be a cesspool by the time we get older due to the lazy ass, hand me everything mentality of our generation...

Rev limiters.

That ‘chop! 😍😍

Bland styling, horribly over-priced when new, and early/mid 2000s VW unreliability. What could go wrong?

Proportions look right.