Man if only Jalopnik had an aviation-themed sub-blog, with a pilot-rated author who could go fly this and write a review.

Just a few advisers on a training mission. No biggie.

Thish bishness will get out of control.

Someone has to do it...

Surprising indeed

I hope Fernando doesn’t have to wait this long for a decent car.

Obvious troll is obvious.

If half the passengers can look out their window and see the plane left a skidmark, it’s time to change underwear.

“Pull out! Pull out!”

I’m going to enter a donkey with an aero package next year. Now THAT’S out of the box!

All Perfect For Cleanings report to storage locker!

valar morghulis

Can we have a king’s decree to have Torch take a bath every once in a while? That or stay out of photographs. (20% humor)

Murilee Martin is still the one true Jalop, and Torchinsky is his prophet.

When I bought my ‘96 Thunderbird, I poked fun at the owner for using a Fram filter. He laughed and said I’d understand why the first time I did an oil change. Fram is the only filter manufacturer I’m aware of that puts that grippy stuff on the end of the canister.

Sudden acceleration induced over/understeer due to low air pressure in rear tires. Only affects BMW driven like asshat.

Here, you need this.

There are a few I know. I will start with the eccentric shaft thermal bypass pellet on rotary engines.