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Dateline, July 4th 2025, National Air Show Dayton Ohio

okay so Aaron you went out of our way today to find a republican prius and a Obama crown vic... you should have gone for a bro-truck RAM with a “Silly boy, trucks are for girls” sticker for the trifecta of unlikely combos

All of them...

Dear Saint Scully, please watch over us and protect us from stereotypy, mysticism, and supernatural thoughts. <3

This is the equivalent of gluegunning clock gears onto a pair of welders goggles

um, what would DeLorean be without this movie

Waiting for it.

The thing that kills me about this joke is that people keep falling for it. And I don’t mean each time it’s brought up, I mean in the same comment thread. Okay, at first, whatever, it’s an esoteric joke, maybe some moron confused a Bugatti and a Lamborghini and you got the jump on them. But then multiple people are

I’m pretty sure it’s a Lambo, dude.

For me, it’s the Corolla S.

Starred for the haircut reference.

It's so big and stupid and cocky and I hate it. I've only ever seen moms with the "I want to see the manager" haircut driving them.


I don’t even need to change it into a person. I’ll punch it in the face as is.

Oddly, the Brewster Buffalo (not Buffalo Brewster, which sounds like a great beermaker) was quite successful in use by Finland. Then again most weapons are.

sony must have donated more.

Ssangyong. Even their name is gopping.

GM. Always GM.