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See, that’s how you do it. You build long ramps, get as many friends as you can muster up and push it slowly, and most importantly YOU DON’T FUCKING TURN!

Yo dog, I heard you like cues...

This guy right here gets it!

I guess around her people only know Jerry because of his cars.

That’s ridiculous. Paying 150 grand more just because someone famous owned it. Who are these people?

Anyone who is an actual halfway decent human being doesn’t have a chance in politics anymore.

You never answered the question, Bryan. Why is there a gorilla aboard the ISS?

DENNY HAMLIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!

I think you underestimate how much they dislike the idea of the US having access to the Yalu river.

China likes having NK between them and the US bases in SK in the same way that we liked having the Straits of Florida between us and Cuba during the Cuban Revolution and Missile Crissis. They don’t like the NK regime, but they view the hastle of putting up with Fatboy Slim’s shenanigans as being worth it to gain that

You say that like those degree programs don’t specifically teach problem solving skills. All I do all day long is work on trying to solve problems and thinking outside the box. Some of the problems that I work on have no know solutions as of yet.

Simplify and add lightness, BBC.

It’s Sabine Schmitz. If people don’t know who she is then they haven’t been watching Top Gear, anyway.

It was. Musk treated the launch of the Roadster like the release of some new software. Get it just good enough that it runs flawlessly about 90% of the time and let the end users find the rest of the bugs.

If the article was pulled due to some outside pressure, then it’s about to get the full brunt of the Streisand Effect.

Who needs an assault car, anyway? You only need a double barrel carburetor to have fun.

Show me on the doll where the tire pressure gauge touched you.

Digital tire pressure gauge:

North Korea doesn’t actually want to start a war because they know that they would lose. However, continuously rattling their sabre keeps attention inside North Korea away from the fact that their own government is the actual enemy.

Because its convenient for them. They’re willing to put up with one batshit crazy neighbor that they can reign in whenever necessary to keep the largest military in the world off of their back porch. I’m not saying its OK to prop up a psychopathic regime that treats its own people as though the country was one large