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Aug 22 2016
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I’m reminded of a quote from my first platoon sergeant: “Don’t do more than your rank can handle.” Denton thought he was a big fish in a small pond and that nothing bad could happen to him. Turns out he was a wounded guppy in the middle of the Pacific ocean and Thiel was a shark right on his tail. Read more

Mar 21 2016
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So? They were using it to simulate the effects of a VBIED to build better defenses for their base. It once belonged to the Hussein family and was thus US government property. CPT Obvious told PV-2 Snuffy to go grab one of the cars that was in Uday’s palace for the test and that’s what he did. If that test saved so Read more

Mar 20 2016
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Can you tell me where it talks about self defense in the 2nd amendment?

Mar 20 2016
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I love the title of that article, because the US military would have looked so much better if that unit’s CO had appropriated the Lambo for himself and taken it home.

Mar 20 2016
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See, that’s how you do it. You build long ramps, get as many friends as you can muster up and push it slowly, and most importantly YOU DON’T FUCKING TURN!

Mar 19 2016
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The only way Denton will be able to afford this settlement is for him to scrap Gawker Media and sell it for parts. Jalopnik, and maybe even Oppo, will probably live on, just under new ownership.

Mar 19 2016
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Ted Cruz should be The Penguin.

Mar 18 2016
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Spinelli was hired by Denton to create Jalopnik. It’s always been a Gawker Media property. I think everybody’s confusion is that none of the Gawker Media websites were that obviously connected until Kinja bound the Gawkerverse together with its sticky goo of suckiness.

Mar 16 2016
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Yo dog, I heard you like cues...

Mar 15 2016
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Hey now, he won big in Miami-Dade County, so there’s that.

Mar 14 2016
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This guy right here gets it!

Mar 14 2016
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I guess around her people only know Jerry because of his cars.

Mar 14 2016
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That’s ridiculous. Paying 150 grand more just because someone famous owned it. Who are these people?

Mar 11 2016
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Anyone who is an actual halfway decent human being doesn’t have a chance in politics anymore.

Mar 7 2016
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The ones that aren’t good at math become politicians, which explains a lot.

Mar 3 2016
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He’s right, it does need to be gone.

Feb 29 2016
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Sanders will never become the Democratic nominee. You can thank superdelegates for that. Trump is winning because factions within the Republican party would much rather use this time to fight each other for control of the party than field an electable candidate. Trump merely saw the weakness in the party and exploited Read more

Feb 26 2016
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No VIR, no buy.