Just to be clear, when all things are not equal: I’d obviously marry Peter and never let him out of my sight.

Can we stop criticizing Mitt for going for SOS? He’s sane, competent, and qualified-qualities sorely lacking in most of Trump’s cabinet picks. Also, he’s at least somewhat willing to criticize Trump, at least enough to completely unhinge Kelly Anne. I take that as a good sign.

As far as I’m concerned:

Domestic abusers take many forms. I hope he gets out of that toxic relationship and goes to the pros and makes enough money to take care of his child because she should not be around children.

What a fucking idiot. You chose this life, just walk past the cameras, smile and get in the fucking car like a normal human. Some celebrities are just asses.

I am not going to lie if there was a chance I could get a picture of a Pikachu chilling next to Rhianna you can be damn sure I would take that chance and catch the fuck out of that Pikachu while I was at it

I dunno if I’d call it less bitchy. Just a million times more classy and underhanded. She’s patting herself- hard- on the back for staying out of this, and making major bank on it, and reminding people of how classy she is every time they turn on the TV. Plus, Taylor can’t call Katy out on it because it’ll only make…

Can we also talk about Katy Perry’s Rise? Like, the deeper meaning and how she’s managed to be super classy and rise above this petty shit but also how it will be the theme song of the Olympics, so Taylor & Co. will have to be reminded of it every fucking time they turn on the TV?

SWIFTMAS IN JULY AND I AM HERE FOR IT

Completely agree! I was clapping when I finished this part:

Wouldn’t the most effective route for her to go be like,

Kim and Kanye take Taylor Swift

ME. I am deeply invested in this entire fiasco.

My absolute favorite part of the show:

It’s either that, or moves to Big Sur or Joshua Tree for a while, discovers her inner Stevie Nicks, and comes back to Los Angeles and makes her California Record™.

Taylor’s gonna move back to Nashville now, start wearing old-timey dresses, and make a record direct to 16-track analog tape with either Dan Auerbach or Jack White producing. JUST YOU WATCH.

I love Justin, I’ve loved him since NSYNC, but this video leaves me with an “UGH DAD STOP IT YOURE SO EMBARRASSING!” vibe.

Everybody in my Facebook feed is like “OMG YES SONG OF THE SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! CATCHY!!!!!!!!! BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and I’m over here like fuck I miss Ayo Technology Justin.

If someone ever asked me what I thought Taylor Swift would drink, that is so damn close to what I would say. Girlfriend is nothing if not predictable. I love it.