actually i did meet him once lolz but he didn’t want to take a photo with me </3

can you be in love with someone you’ve never met?

oh god, you need to leave!

I love this family. She keeps it 100. Baby Asahd is life.

damn this is spot on. I was legitimately horrified when my best friend (whos wedding i was in) was bitching about someone, who isn’t even that close to her, giving her a $35 set of towels after she was spending $200 a head. WHY DID YOU INVITE THEM THEN!

as a cuban american i cannot be more thrilled that our culture is finally being recognized. anyone who hates on pitbull can gtfo. dude is a legend.

damn. this is exactly why i marched with a free melania sign.

because they’re satan

I feel like if we could get constant side-by-side photos of handsome politicians in their youth it would be such a game changer.

i can’t stand when people laugh at me for being obsessed with this shit. it’s like - yes i can be smart and care about current events but also be deeply interested in this type of shitshow. especially that it concerns someone i despise - taylor swift. been saying this for 7 years, the girl is a snake and finally i…

are you me?

fuckin a Kara, you give me life. down with swith, i am now a calvin harris fan too because dude gives 0 fucks.

man, justin can do no wrong in my mind. major dad vibes all around and i am absolutely here for it. besides, him and pharrell are buddies - so what if it’s a happy ripoff!

am I the only person who knew it was always R-U-L-E?

such a good point. they don’t make em like this anymore! this song is my fucking jam and i love how they totally objectify men in the video. the dude in denim button down wooowwowowowoww

disturbingly woke.... i’m crying

lol

no shit! everything is calculated with this one. at least a diet coke and rum girl.

no mention of the VODKA DIET COKE as her favorite COCKTAIL? She just out-basic(ed) herself.

Jubilee would’ve been great! Such an interesting person.